100+ Original Travel Quotes That Make You Laugh (2022)

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  • That moment when boarding is complete. And the seat next to you is empty.

  • Work tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

  • Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.

  • Running to the gate is my cardio.

  • Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling.

  • That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.

  • A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

  • Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

  • Vacation calories don’t count.

  • If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

  • High fiveif you don't know what you're doing with your life and just want to travel the world.
  • I wish I was a postcard. For under 1.5€ you can travel the world to any location in the world.

  • It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

  • I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.

  • Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

  • Be afraid. And do it anyway.

  • I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.

  • I’ve got a crush on the world.

  • People having babies. And I'm like...what country am I going to next?

  • Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

  • Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.

  • Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

  • Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.

  • I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails.

  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.

  • Good things come to those, who book flights.

  • I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.

  • Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

  • You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

  • I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.

  • Me: I want to travel. My bank account: Like to the park?

  • Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.

  • Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

  • All you need islove a passport.

  • I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

  • I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.

  • Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.

  • The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.

  • I haven’t worn these pants since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3-day vacation. Just in case.

  • Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.

  • In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas.

  • Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 months of travel.

  • Me before vacation: "I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything."Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a camel, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*

  • Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.

  • Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.

  • Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.

  • Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?

  • Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

  • Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.

  • I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to … anywhere.

  • Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.

  • My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.

  • Why do airplane tickets have to so expensive?! having separate continents is so stupid.

  • By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.

  • My favourite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I'm away.

  • If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first?

  • One week into vacation - My body: "please, a vegetable." Me: "a croissant?" My body: "I'm begging you, a single leaf of kale." Me: "So another plate of chips?"

  • You've never felt true fear until your passport isn't where you think you left it.

  • The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.

  • Friend 1: I'm getting a house. Friend 2: I'm having a baby. Friend 3: I'm getting married Me: I'm headed to the airport.

  • Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grump y and sassy cause you haven't travelled in a while.

  • If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.

  • TIP: You won't get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.

  • Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever gotten to the airport with plenty of time to eat, pee, buy a magazine and bottle of water, have a beer, pee again and charge your phone?

  • Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new Iphone XR.

  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

  • I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.

  • I don't know much about planes, but I know that my watching the wing the entire flight makes sure things are nice and steady.

  • Me: I'm not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.

  • Ladies, imagine this. It's 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You're the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.

  • Me travelling. Person: "Un Cafe?" Me: "Oui" Person: "Sucre" Me: "Non" Person: "You speak very good french" Me: "Gracias"

  • Holiday? Now that's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

  • Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.

  • Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.

  • How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.

  • Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

  • All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.

  • So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? I'm a visitor in my own house what the heck.

  • I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

  • Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean slate.

  • A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.

  • I love when people say "just quit your job and travel." Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.

  • When you're trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.

  • I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash.

  • "Be right back..." Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport.

  • "You can't buy happiness" Okay, explain travel then...

  • Watches Netflix happily. Remembers you need to pack. Watches Netflix stressfully.

  • I don't want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.

  • I need a reasonably paid job. Something like €2000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

  • I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.

  • Worrying you've accidentally packed 3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat as you walk through "nothing to declare" at the airport.

  • Some people spend their life searching for "the one". I'm just searching for the one good travel deal.

  • I'm getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

  • Stuck somewhere between "I need to save" and "you only live once".

  • Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.

  • Don't speak the language. Already said 3 times "what". Now just smile and nod and hope for the best.

  • Should I book another flight to go abroad?Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no...I think I'm gonna book the flight.

  • I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.

  • The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.

  • What's that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked?

  • Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favourite chapstick*.

  • My favourite memory from childhood is my parents paying for my holidays.

  • I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.

  • Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.

  • No one: Me on my way to work: If I quit my job now I can make it to the airport in 2 hours.

  • Work hard. Travel harder.

  • To be continued...

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